when someone tells me to calm down after they’ve pissed me off.
- j3nn1pwnzu: so in the morning
- j3nn1pwnzu: there was this mexican
- j3nn1pwnzu: in my room
- j3nn1pwnzu: when i was sleeping
hate chick flicks, yet the majority of love movies are written by the male specimens.
spent the day with family today because of chinese new years! my grandma came home today after a long time, so that was nice. when i woke up to greet her, the first thing she says is, “whoo, nice thighs,” then suceeds in making a jiggly motion with her hands imitating my thighs. ahh, thanks granny<3
then jenn calls me up to go watch a movie. DEAR JOHNN! we cried. a lot. it was like waterfalls of the eyes and nose. but the movie itself was alright. wasnt as great as THE NOTEBOOK!
after the movie, we saw vivian finishing her mover, VALENTINES DAY! we were crossing the street when some old, white-hairrred, american man sticks his head out the window, and starts moaning, “69!!!!!!!” in a really really really creepy way directed to us as he drives by. sorry mr. 69, i got to wait till i’m married!
wasting my time,
grasping onto your lies,
and in the end, getting nothing from it.
- weibin: stop squirting di water at me or i'll squirt back!
- me: no! i dont want to get wet.
- weibin: why, arent you used to it.
- NOOOO WEIBIN no.
laughs at my thighs when they’re feeling down.